Sorry English folk on here
A Welshman walking across a field see`s a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Welshman shouts "Paid a yfed y dwr, maer gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr". (Don`t drink the water, its full of cow ****).
The man shouts back "I`m English - speak English, I didn`t understand you".
The Welshman shouts back "Use both hands, you`ll get more in!".