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Originally Posted by wgs2005
Q) Whats the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
A) One will make your day, the other will make your hole weak.  |
For making me accidently read that I think you owe me about 40k points mate...
Alrity let me give this a go...
Guy is just married, his friends come to his door and tell him to get his shiat together, they are off to the pub. He tells his wife "ok dear am going to the pub be back later", she walks in the hallway with 2 massive glasses of beer "but you can drink here honey poo!", then walks away.
He looks at his friends
and replies to his wife "But dear I can get something to eat there as well, and talk to my friends and stuff", she comes back into the hallway with a tray full of food, top quality chicken etc and sandwiches "but you can also eat here and invite your friends to stay honey poo!"
The guys friends start laughing
and the guy gets a lil frustrated, and replies "Darling!!! I can drink, eat stuff, talk and talk
dirty like guys do at the pub!!! I gotta go...." His wife comes back into the hallway looking concerned "talking dirty honey poo???? well....
SHUT THE ****ING DOOR, SIT DOWN WITH YOUR ****ING BEER AND FRIENDS AND EAT SOMETHING, YOUR NOT GOING TO THE ****ING PUB GOT IT???
The guy is owned.