Let's make our own CN joke:
1.) Chuck Norris doesn't make love--he takes it!
2.) A group of Hungarian scientists discovered that the Sun rises at the exact same time that Chuck Norris awakens. Chuck was asked, "Is this a coincidence?" Chuck kicked him in the face. The next scientist, who is still alive, said, "This is not a coincidence."
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