ROUND 1: Fighters touch gloves. Swick immediately initiates a Muy Thai clinch with Burkman. Both men look deep into each others eyes. Swick bats his eyelashes. Burkman displays his sultry, pouty lips. The clinch evolves into a warm embrace. Cue the theme from 'Brokeback Mountain'. Swick wins by K.O. around the four minute mark... then lights a cigarette.
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