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Bull · 11-12-2005, 03:54 PM

A blind man walks into a bar. He taps the man next him on his right shoulder and says: "Hello, do you want to hear a good blonde joke?"
The man responds: "Look, mate, I'm blonde myself. The man just behind me is a 300lbs. professional fighter who is blonde. The bouncer is blonde as well. The man sitting over to your right is also blonde. So, do you still wish to tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man - having been silent for a moment - says: "Nope, I would not want to have to explain it four times."

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How to annoy a police officer:

"Damn, Officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"

Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.

Ask him, if you may use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.

When he asks you to walk the line: ... "Riverdance".

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened by the time she brings it to you!

11-12-2005, 03:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bull Still Exit's Apprentice Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,007 Points: 21,295 Bank: 1 Total Points: 21,296 Donate	Jokes A blind man walks into a bar. He taps the man next him on his right shoulder and says: "Hello, do you want to hear a good blonde joke?" The man responds: "Look, mate, I'm blonde myself. The man just behind me is a 300lbs. professional fighter who is blonde. The bouncer is blonde as well. The man sitting over to your right is also blonde. So, do you still wish to tell that blonde joke?" The blind man - having been silent for a moment - says: "Nope, I would not want to have to explain it four times." ---------- How to annoy a police officer: "Damn, Officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!" Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk. Ask him, if you may use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza. When he asks you to walk the line: ... "Riverdance". ---------- How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be opened by the time she brings it to you!