A man dies and goes to heaven. When he arives at the gates, he is amazed by the sight above. Hundreds of thousands of clocks on walls of gold. He asks St. Peter "Excuse me, but what are all of these clocks doing here?". St Peter explains that every person on earth has a lie clock, and with each lie you tell, the clock advances one minute.
The man points to a clock and says "I think this one is broken" St Peter replies "No sir, that is Mother Teresa's lie clock. She never told a lie in her entire life, so it never moves. Do you see the one under it? It was Abe Lincolns, and it only moved once". The man stops to consider everything he is learning and takes time to look around at all of the lie clocks. He returns to the gates and asks St Peter where George W Bush's lie clock is, because he cannot find it anywhere. St Peter chuckles and says
"Oh, its in Jesus' office. He's using it as a celing fan."
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