Guy is driving down the road. He sees a sign on the road "St. Mary's Prostitution 3 Miles"
He thinks to himself, "Hey... I've never had sex with a nun... I wonder what all of this is about."
So he pulls in at the exit and goes up to this big giant long cathedral. He walks there is a preacher standing outside who says "My son it will cost you five dollars to enter."
He pays, thinking it is really cheap, and walks in. There is another door with a nun, and she says
"It will cost you five dollars to enter."
He pays, opens and walks in.
Another room, another door, another nun.
This pattern goes on for a long time. Finally he gets to a door pays the five dollars, realizing in his head that it is now total about the price of an average hooker. And walks through the door.
He finds himself in the back of the church, a lock clicks behind him. He gets outraged as he sees a sign that reads
"Go in peace my brother for you have been screwed by the Sister's of Saint Mary."
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A man walks into this bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. Real fancy place, new, everything is top notch. He goes up to the bartender and orders a shot. Drinks it, and turns to the man next to him, says "hey watch this."
Jumps right out the window and falls.
A few minutes later. The same man appears, walks into the bar, and does it all over again. Each time getting more and more excited and drunk.
Finally the man beside him at the bar goes "How are you doing that!?!"
He responds
"I don't know it must be something in the booze. It's incredible."
The man beside him promptly takes a shot and jumps at the window.
The bartender says the the man still standing there.
"You know superman, your a real a**hole when your drunk."
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