When I was about 4 years old I was on a family camping trip. I had to take a leak pretty bad and my father suggested I go behind the tree. I start going and notice a spider web. I hate spiders AND I had to urinate so I decided to kill two birds with one stone. Awful idea. Next thing I can remember I was in the hospital getting topical ointment and I had some crazy swelling for being that young of a kiddo.
Still have a scar too. It makes for fun explanation with the ladies.
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