Oops, was quite excited with my idea aswell. Only like my second thread. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
It's ok man , the other thread is quite old. And besides .... we have members who have been around a long time who still constantly make duplicate threads.
You know who are .....
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I had an idea before of a light-hearted thread, not quite sure it should go here so apologies in advance.
Anyway, I'm studying for my economics exam and I keep refering to the GDP of countries as their GSP by mistake.
Anyway, I'm sure you guys have plenty more real life/ made-up amusing anacdotes so I open the floor to you.
You have to buy a label maker so you can mark every UFC from 49 (when I started), to now, to mark your DVD's.
Oh, it gets worse.
You run out of label maker paper frequently because not only do you tape all the UFCs, but TUF, EliteXc, Dream, WEC, Tapout Show, etc etc etc.
You'd be amazed how many DVD's of MMA shows you accumulate in such a short time!
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When there hasnt been a UFC in a while, like 6+weeks, especially after a really good card. You feel like you get fidgety, tremors, low blood sugar, etc because you havent had your big UFC event fix in a while....
The UFC is crack. Elite XC and them are good lower level orgs that are like Marijuana in between.
I dont know what I'm gonna do if EliteXC and them become as good or better one day as The UFC. Then I'm gonna be a full blown freakin MMA Hype.
I'll be like that crackhead on Menace II Society trying to pawn double cheeseburgers just to get an MMA hit
"Ahh, Ahh Mr. Dana White, come on man, these are some Double Cheeseburgers man. Can't you have a UFC every day? You guys EliteXc? C c c ome on, cant you Hooke me up? I 'll do ANYTHING, I'll.....(Fill in the blank)."
Here's a visual (Warnign foul language)!:
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you know you watch to much UFC when you think its the only legit form of mma
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You know you're watching too much UFC when..
LET THE WOMEN FIGHT! 
Ah, now I get why people hate Dana White...
This is for those who told me that Griffin would never be champ. 
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