Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock
in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.! Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was
really proudof myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution
(even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him
The next> morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "midnight". He didn't seem upset at all......whew ...got away with
that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked
him why, he said, "Well,last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said, 'oh sh__,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed> twice more, then tripped over the
coffee table and farted."
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