1. Chuck Liddel' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Liddel does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Liddel is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Liddel is pain.
5. If you can see Chuck Liddel, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Liddel, you may be only seconds away from death.
6. Chuck Liddel has counted to infinity. Twice.
7. Chuck Liddel does not hunt because the word hunting infers
the probability of failure. Chuck Liddel goes killing.
8. Chuck Liddel doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
9. Chuck Liddel is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.
10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Liddel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
11. There is no chin behind Chuck Liddel' mohawk. There is only another
fist.
/Stole from Chuck Norris facts...but thought it was funny as hell
