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Old 01-11-2006, 11:17 AM   #1
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1. Chuck Liddel' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.

2. Chuck Liddel does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Liddel is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Liddel is pain.

5. If you can see Chuck Liddel, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Liddel, you may be only seconds away from death.

6. Chuck Liddel has counted to infinity. Twice.

7. Chuck Liddel does not hunt because the word hunting infers
the probability of failure. Chuck Liddel goes killing.

8. Chuck Liddel doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

9. Chuck Liddel is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Liddel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

11. There is no chin behind Chuck Liddel' mohawk. There is only another
fist.

/Stole from Chuck Norris facts...but thought it was funny as hell
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Old 01-11-2006, 11:23 AM   #2
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Haha. That was funny. Although it's true about Chuck Norris. Liddell is almost as badass as Norris.
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AHAHAHAHA!!!

That made me laugh pretty good.
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that was funny as hell
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What is the big deal these days with people talking about Norris vs. Vin Deisel?
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I havn't heard that.
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Old 01-12-2006, 01:37 AM   #7
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I haven't either but if its who would win in a fight?

Norris hands down, Vin is just a pumped up movie star.


(Btw I posted some of these in the jokes thread before I realized they were posted here, sowee)
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Speaking of stars fighting stars...whatever happened with Snipes vs Rogan>? Last I heard Snipes wouldn't sign.
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Vin sucks, hows about Norris vs. Kevin James? much better fight.
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yeah James all the way he is the man!!!!
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Yeah, out of all the celebrities they interview during the ppvs, kevin is the only one who ever seems to know what he is talking about.
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Yeah, out of all the celebrities they interview during the ppvs, kevin is the only one who ever seems to know what he is talking about.
It wasn't on a PPV but I'd say Korn had to be the most knowledgable out of all celebrities they have interviewed. With the Aeon Flux girl close behind.
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It wasn't on a PPV but I'd say Korn had to be the most knowledgable out of all celebrities they have interviewed. With the Aeon Flux girl close behind.
I hope your kidding about Korn, that was the best interview ever. And those top 10 facts could go the same for Couture
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