A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes, sir, what seems to be the problem?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say something like that."
"Why not? You asked what was wrong and I told you," he said.
"We do not use language like that in here," she said.
"Please go outside and come back in and say there's something wrong with your ear or whatever."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," the man stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly.
"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
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