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How to Win a Bar Fight - Men's Health Interview With Matt Serra
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How to Win a Bar Fight
If you've watched a UFC bout, maybe you've thought: I could do that.
"Everybody sees it and thinks it's so exciting," says welterweight champ Matt Serra. "They don't realize it's a professional sport. Everyone wants to be an ultimate fighter until they get hit."
Serra makes his living hurting people. But his best advice in the real world is to do whatever you can to avoid a fight.
"Where I'm from," he says, "the loser goes to the hospital but the winner goes to jail."
If a fight seems inevitable, here's what to do:
1. Since there's a dispute, there's probably a lot of yapping going on. Get the guy talking, Serra says -- about model trains, you, the stock market, doesn't matter.
2. As he's talking, "Go hard with an elbow or fist in the chin."
3. Finish it fast. Hit first and hit hard. "That's the fastest way to win," Serra says. "There are no rules out in the street. And if you're a nice guy, you'll wake up in a hospital."
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My best defense has always been weighing 200 pounds and not ****ing with people. Most guys won't screw around with someone weighing 2 bills and sporting a shaved head.
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How to Win a Bar Fight - Men's Health Interview With Matt Serra
lol. Like Doc said "Its very" true" in today's world.
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