I wrote this on the 20th, just decided to post it. Hope some people enjoy it. On this day President Barack Obama rejoices with the millions of people watching him being sworn in as the 44th president of the United States. The media seemed to be expecting an inauguration speech reminiscent of JFK's since they kept playing it many times before hand. However, as I listened I heard nothing more than a continuation of the verbiage which was spouted from city to city during his ...
Updated 01-23-2009 at 05:58 PM by opsyyyyyyy
THE SHIELD has been one of my all-time favorite police and crime drama shows on TV. I love the Vic Mackey character played by Michael Chiklis. I have seen every episode from every season. It made me sad that they had to end the series last Fall. Vic Mackey was a corrupt cop that had both a good and a bad side. He killed a fellow police officer in the very first episode. He stole from crooks. He manipulated people all the way down the line. He also loved his family and often justified ...
I'm just chilling out tonight, rather than going to HUGE New Years Eve parties like I usually do. I switched on CNN, and Larry King's subject for tonight is UFOs. Oddly enough, five guys named "Bob" are on the show, which made me think that the Subgenius had taken over CNN studios, LOL. No, really, all of the guests had Bob as their first names. Anyway, the main issue is that they claim that UFOs have been causing nuclear missiles to fail to launch or their warheads failed ...
Updated 08-06-2009 at 08:19 PM by subgenius (Image; broken link fixed.)
Some of you know that I love the mock-religion known as The Church of the Subgenius. I love how they mock and make fun of any and all religions. My favorites stuff from the Subgenius includes Slack, Bob Dobbs, Slack, The Fighting Jesus, Slack, Yetis, Slack, making fun of the Pink Boys, more Slack, X-Day, and many, many more awesomely funny religious mockeries. I especially love the Habafropzipulops ("frop" for short), a Tibetan herb (a mysterious hallucinogenic drug) smoked in the pipe ...
We all know this is coming, don't try to deny it. Right now the virus is safe and secure in a refrigerator in a government lab. But soon enough a clumsy technician will drop it on the floor and secretly try to cover up his folly, cleaning vigorously, but missing a small dab on his foot. Many scenarios are possible from here. Example: Once he arrives home his loyal companion Boomer, a German shepherd mix, will go to work on his Dad’s shoes as he kicks them off to watch some ...