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    Default Simon Cowell vs American Idol Contestants

    My best friend is a COrrectional Officer at Folsom State Prison here in CA.

    He made a funny comment about American Idol. He said its been his experience that the more cocky and mouthy opinionated the guy is, the more they can fight (at least in his opinion from what he sees at Folsom). So he says he thinks Simon Cowell (the american idol judge) could probably kick most peoples ass.

    His logic is someone wouldnt be that confidently opinionated if he weren't ready to throw down.

    What you all think?

    Simon Cowell vs American Idol contestants?

    Who wins?


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    1 at a time, or a he takes them all on at the same time? All those guys look a little wimpy (except for the tall black dude), so even if it was all together, he's probably win. But I expect alot of attempted groin kicks from those sissies

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    the american idol contestants take this. Simply because one of them would use a gun which is the equalizer in all fights involving wimps

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTKrav911 View Post
    My best friend is a COrrectional Officer at Folsom State Prison here in CA.

    He made a funny comment about American Idol. He said its been his experience that the more cocky and mouthy opinionated the guy is, the more they can fight (at least in his opinion from what he sees at Folsom). So he says he thinks Simon Cowell (the american idol judge) could probably kick most peoples ass.

    His logic is someone wouldnt be that confidently opinionated if he weren't ready to throw down.

    What you all think?

    Simon Cowell vs American Idol contestants?

    Who wins?
    Cowell hands down. He looks to be in good shape and probably takes boxercise which would destroy the Idol wannabes. On a side note, do you believe your friends opinion on peoples mouth to their ability to fight? I find it hard to make the comparsion of Folsom prison to the general population. Not saying he is wrong, but it seems to be an over generalization.


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    Yeah, I always thought it was the quiet ones that you had to watch out for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harms View Post
    Cowell hands down. He looks to be in good shape and probably takes boxercise which would destroy the Idol wannabes. On a side note, do you believe your friends opinion on peoples mouth to their ability to fight? I find it hard to make the comparsion of Folsom prison to the general population. Not saying he is wrong, but it seems to be an over generalization.
    Thats what was funny about the conversation.

    I guess in his observation in Folsom (A Prison mind you) the more you talk, the more you throw down.

    But?

    IMO, it's always that quiet little dude that can throw down the hardest.

    You know, the ones who you think might be a pushover?


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    Simon Cowel had surgery to make his pecs flat (rather than booby)
    Some of the contestants look like they are meds.

    I'd be more scared of the contestants.

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