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MTKrav911 · 02-25-2007, 02:15 PM

Yesterday during our roll session in BJJ class, there was a new kid, fairly stout kid with zero experience. I have a blue belt in BJJ, so it happens a lot that white belts roll with intermediates like myself.

So I start with the kid and give him a takedown on purpose and put him into my guard. Then the kid gets all assholic like he just won the Gracie Open tournament or something and starts talking **** in my guard. He starts all this silly crap he saw on TV, and I laughed inside and let him play a bit.

Then I simply bridged him off and full mounted him. Then key locked him to a tap out.

Then the second round he gets even more assholeic and tries Ken Shamrock leg locks etc etc. I told him to slow down, you're just starting out and he says "F You" I pay for this class. So with that, I said enough's enough.

I freakin scissor sweep around his retarded leg lock attempt he learned from the 1989 Lion's Den book by Ken and take the kids back. He panics and starts trying to head butt me once my hooks were in! So I start choking him out, but he doesent tap. The instructor sees all this and starts laughing saying "Put him to sleep". So i did. Carefully.

The kid wakes up, takes off his belt, changes out of his gi and says... "I'm going back to my Kung Fu class. This rolling around stuff is gay!"..

And we're all WTF??????????????

What do you all do with that occasional A-Hole with an attitude? I hate that cause our gym prides itself in training and wanting to continously learn. We have a banner on the wall that reads "Leave the Ego's Outside".... So this kinda pissed me off!

Nimmy · 02-25-2007, 04:11 PM

take a step back breathe and think of homecoming, ( im picking up americanisms to easily.) choke him out send him home and let him think again...... ohhh flower of scotland when will weee see your likes again.... that fought and died for .............

MTKrav911 · 02-25-2007, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimmy

take a step back breathe and think of homecoming, ( im picking up americanisms to easily.) choke him out send him home and let him think again...... ohhh flower of scotland when will weee see your likes again.... that fought and died for .............

Or maybe we should just all sit with newcomers and have a drink first aye?

Hehe.

Kid was a huge ass though.

Or arse as my european friends like to say. I'm 50/50 on which I like better. Arse sounds more authoritative than ass. But I'm split on it!

lwbfl · 02-25-2007, 04:59 PM

I just ask them not to come back, but I am the owner so I guess that's his job.

Nimmy · 02-25-2007, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MTKrav911

Or maybe we should just all sit with newcomers and have a drink first aye?

Hehe.

Kid was a huge ass though.

Or arse as my european friends like to say. I'm 50/50 on which I like better. Arse sounds more authoritative than ass. But I'm split on it!

arse adds more attitude to it man

Ring_Raider_07 · 02-25-2007, 05:42 PM

Sounds like you did what you had to. You probably should have just said something to him, but...

I guess his mom never taught him the golden rule;

Treat others how you want to be treated.

Dirty Fighter · 02-26-2007, 09:21 PM

Do you roll in gi's. If so you should have used the gi to hold the choke tight enough to immobilize him, but not so tight as to put him under, then, with your free hand, give him wet willies and noogies! Asses should be treated as asses if you ask me.

vegas mma · 02-26-2007, 10:42 PM

yeah should have spanked him like couture did to tito
rofl

marnold · 02-27-2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimmy

take a step back breathe and think of homecoming, ( im picking up americanisms to easily.) choke him out send him home and let him think again...... ohhh flower of scotland when will weee see your likes again.... that fought and died for .............

Classic. Poetry and battery in the same breath. Very Hemingway. This story does not become bragging, so I like it. It's a cautionary tale about Hubris fitted with ignorrance.

Nimmy · 02-27-2007, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by marnold

Classic. Poetry and battery in the same breath. Very Hemingway. This story does not become bragging, so I like it. It's a cautionary tale about Hubris fitted with ignorrance.

you make me proud.

JoyKiller · 03-02-2007, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MTKrav911

Yesterday during our roll session in BJJ class, there was a new kid, fairly stout kid with zero experience. I have a blue belt in BJJ, so it happens a lot that white belts roll with intermediates like myself.

So I start with the kid and give him a takedown on purpose and put him into my guard. Then the kid gets all assholic like he just won the Gracie Open tournament or something and starts talking **** in my guard. He starts all this silly crap he saw on TV, and I laughed inside and let him play a bit.

Then I simply bridged him off and full mounted him. Then key locked him to a tap out.

Then the second round he gets even more assholeic and tries Ken Shamrock leg locks etc etc. I told him to slow down, you're just starting out and he says "F You" I pay for this class. So with that, I said enough's enough.

I freakin scissor sweep around his retarded leg lock attempt he learned from the 1989 Lion's Den book by Ken and take the kids back. He panics and starts trying to head butt me once my hooks were in! So I start choking him out, but he doesent tap. The instructor sees all this and starts laughing saying "Put him to sleep". So i did. Carefully.

The kid wakes up, takes off his belt, changes out of his gi and says... "I'm going back to my Kung Fu class. This rolling around stuff is gay!"..

And we're all WTF??????????????

What do you all do with that occasional A-Hole with an attitude? I hate that cause our gym prides itself in training and wanting to continously learn. We have a banner on the wall that reads "Leave the Ego's Outside".... So this kinda pissed me off!

That has to happen at every BJJ school. New guys always tend to muscle everything and scamble like they are cover in ants. I hate to admit it but I did when I was new. But I was respectful and took direction from the other students. Now, everyone keeps telling me, "Wow Gary, you have really calmed down a lot".

NOw about the A-Hole guys... we have a really tight group so when the A-Hole guy shows up to class we have him roll with our larger senior students.
The experience either humbles them or pisses them off so bad they never come back. Sounds like you guys did exactly what we do.

Ever notice that the A-Hole guys flake out anyway. They seem to go away on thier own.

xBrawlerx · 03-03-2007, 03:22 PM

Yep. One time I rolled with this new dude to our school. He thought he was a total badass and me I am good but I am humble about it, so I already didn't like his personality. Anyways dude was bigger than me so I figured....what the hell this should be fun. But it wasn't. Long story short he put me into an arm bar and when I tapped he didn't let go. I kept tapping and I think I even said WTF? Then he let go and had a little smirk on his face. I was pissed and arm was killing me. I got up and said WTF ***, he said quit being a little bitch and take it. I was heated now, I couldn't think of anything else. I dropped him with a Thai kick to the head.lol. After that I split and now that dude doesn't come to that school any more. Thats how I took care of that A hole.

sitnspin · 03-03-2007, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by xBrawlerx

Yep. One time I rolled with this new dude to our school. He thought he was a total badass and me I am good but I am humble about it, so I already didn't like his personality. Anyways dude was bigger than me so I figured....what the hell this should be fun. But it wasn't. Long story short he put me into an arm bar and when I tapped he didn't let go. I kept tapping and I think I even said WTF? Then he let go and had a little smirk on his face. I was pissed and arm was killing me. I got up and said WTF ***, he said quit being a little bitch and take it. I was heated now, I couldn't think of anything else. I dropped him with a Thai kick to the head.lol. After that I split and now that dude doesn't come to that school any more. Thats how I took care of that A hole.

Alex · 03-03-2007, 03:43 PM

aaah nothing like a good Thai kick too knock some sense into someone.

Bonanza Andress · 05-29-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MTKrav911

Yesterday during our roll session in BJJ class, there was a new kid, fairly stout kid with zero experience. I have a blue belt in BJJ, so it happens a lot that white belts roll with intermediates like myself.

So I start with the kid and give him a takedown on purpose and put him into my guard. Then the kid gets all assholic like he just won the Gracie Open tournament or something and starts talking **** in my guard. He starts all this silly crap he saw on TV, and I laughed inside and let him play a bit.

Then I simply bridged him off and full mounted him. Then key locked him to a tap out.

Then the second round he gets even more assholeic and tries Ken Shamrock leg locks etc etc. I told him to slow down, you're just starting out and he says "F You" I pay for this class. So with that, I said enough's enough.

I freakin scissor sweep around his retarded leg lock attempt he learned from the 1989 Lion's Den book by Ken and take the kids back. He panics and starts trying to head butt me once my hooks were in! So I start choking him out, but he doesent tap. The instructor sees all this and starts laughing saying "Put him to sleep". So i did. Carefully.

The kid wakes up, takes off his belt, changes out of his gi and says... "I'm going back to my Kung Fu class. This rolling around stuff is gay!"..

And we're all WTF??????????????

What do you all do with that occasional A-Hole with an attitude? I hate that cause our gym prides itself in training and wanting to continously learn. We have a banner on the wall that reads "Leave the Ego's Outside".... So this kinda pissed me off!

you let him take you down? i bet he picked you up and slammed you *;*

Bonanza Andress · 05-29-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Ring_Raider_07

Sounds like you did what you had to. You probably should have just said something to him, but...

I guess his mom never taught him the golden rule;

Treat others how you want to be treated.

that rule is for weaklings ill treat people how i want cause im better than them :sport-smi

basslogic4003 · 05-29-2007, 08:57 PM

This dude came to class, first day ever in BJJ, big dude, you can tell he's a "tough guy" type a-hole. He challenges one of our instructors, a smallish 4 stripe purple belt for his belt!! Dude got dropped and triangle'd...tight...and almost to sleepy time

It was glorious. Everyone was applauding and the guy was still all attitude, obviously and rightfully humiliated. He got the hint, haven't seen him since

Wilko · 05-30-2007, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by basslogic4003

This dude came to class, first day ever in BJJ, big dude, you can tell he's a "tough guy" type a-hole. He challenges one of our instructors, a smallish 4 stripe purple belt for his belt!! Dude got dropped and triangle'd...tight...and almost to sleepy time

It was glorious. Everyone was applauding and the guy was still all attitude, obviously and rightfully humiliated. He got the hint, haven't seen him since

Challenged him for his belt wtf :S? Some people are real dick heads.

Ring_Raider_07 · 05-30-2007, 01:47 AM

I remember this. This is gold. Way to go, MTKrav.

Peniel · 05-30-2007, 10:00 AM

New students are screened a little better around here.
He would have never made it to the first session.