i got beat up last night.... from a woman!!!

Nimmy · 07-29-2006, 05:27 AM

i was out last night at a nightclub, it was a night out for guys in my pool team.
me my friend rab and the only professional pool player in scotland were out, we got a taxi out to some womans house who was in the taxi with us, halfway through the journey she went crazy and turned around over the seat and punched me like 7 shots rapid to the face... i was totally stunned.

my senses wanted to knock her clean out but i couldnt bring myself to hit her nor for that matter to defend myself, ha ha. she caught me clean with a few beauties right to the eye, chin and forehead, im covered in bruises (she hit hard for a woman by the way).

she eventually calmed down only to start again when i said id kick her brothers ass instead of her as he is a boxer. then she hit me over the bridge of the nose with her high heel... all in the back of a taxi!!! it was like closed guard action.

she hit pretty hard and actually think shes damaged my nose as well as ripping my ear which is covered in blood.

all in all a good night, but at times i feel, if that was a guy he wouldnt have got to hit me so easily. couldnt bring myself to hit her ended up pinning her to the taxi roof, i acted like a gentleman and she acted like and animal.

just thought id share it with you guys incase anyone else has had an experience like this to.

Jras0001 · 07-29-2006, 06:52 AM

Man, that sucks, but come on, there has to be something that set her off like that...no sane chick would do that unprovoked. Haha, lets hear it....

Nimmy · 07-29-2006, 07:49 AM

i kep laughing when she punched me ala frank shamrock vs bas rutten, that made her crazy, i woke up this morning with my ear fille dwith blood.
i dotn think i said anything bad, just my usual charming self

DirtyChuckRulz! · 07-29-2006, 12:42 PM

dont feel bad ive had the crap slapped out of me by a woman.

Nimmy · 07-29-2006, 02:40 PM

i dont feel bad man, im a little mad. her family are all gangsters from the city. its like a gangland here ha ha, im not sure why she did it, if it was a guy then thats cool becuase i would have had a go but your pretty fecked if its a girl, plus i had little room to move in the back of a taxi, just took some shots, laughed alittle and put some guard up, i ended up having to pin her to the roof by her neck and arms to stop her, and even at that she was trying to spit on me.

guys bit of advice... never marry a scottish women

DirtyChuckRulz! · 07-29-2006, 03:09 PM

sounds like she is pretty crazy. u should have arm triangled her. i love that choke.

Jras0001 · 07-29-2006, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimmy

guys bit of advice... never marry a scottish women

Youre saying thats typical behavior from a Scottish woman?

Nimmy · 07-29-2006, 07:09 PM

scotlands full of crazy assed people. all tough guys and rough women. i was think of giving her the triangle it was the perfect position to do it but she wouldv bite my balls off, she was mad guys

DirtyChuckRulz! · 07-29-2006, 08:12 PM

if you have the triangle applied right all she can do is bite herself. it would have calmed her down right quick!

you had to do something to make her that mad, just admitt it.

domin8 · 07-29-2006, 10:36 PM

f that crap a chick hits you with a heel in the face...night night hun

Nimmy · 07-30-2006, 07:26 AM

iv bene trying to think what i did, but i cant come up with it. my friend doesnt know what i did and near do i, she was just mental i think.

i wasnt taking the chance with the choke incase i missed the arm right in.
would rather take a few punches than have no kids

IrishLaoch · 07-30-2006, 01:45 PM

I think i woulda punched her until she was out. I have a bad temper....but props to you for not doing that

Nimmy · 07-31-2006, 11:20 AM

went to the opticians today and she says one of my pupils are round and ones oval like an american football ha ha fecks sake, my eyes are all sore when i move them to the side

JennySexy877 · 07-31-2006, 02:32 PM

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SmashingMachine · 08-06-2006, 05:39 PM

lol...what a Putz!

Nimmy · 08-06-2006, 06:41 PM

i punched the floor in my work last night now its all swollen, was showing a someone how to finish a fight off ha ha and forgot what i was doing and hit the floor full force, im all brusied and i have muay thai tomoro so need to do pad work, my skipping has come on tho.... like to see that chick try now ha ha

MadOne · 08-15-2006, 03:12 PM

I've never had a girl attack me before (wiith punches that is) I've had a few try to take me down.. and of course I've let them. I'd give a women any mount she wanted as long as she wasn't a fatty.

Oh and kudos to you for not knocking her out. I know there was more to it.. but if somone was sharing my taxi and turned and started swinging, I wouldn't care if they were a women-man-kid, Women turned man with a kid...

wgs2005 · 08-15-2006, 04:25 PM

haha typical scottish bird mate lol, same as the Welsh women, must be the celtic blood.

Nimmy · 08-15-2006, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by wgs2005

haha typical scottish bird mate lol, same as the Welsh women, must be the celtic blood.

must be good, england and ireland must have the sane ones. her uncles and son havnt came lookin so i guess they know whats good for them ha ha

Ryduce · 08-15-2006, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JennySexy877

I am a porn spammer with a notoriously small penis even though my name is jenny.

That was hilarious.