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name goes here · 05-17-2007, 06:23 AM

This doesn't include your current partner. Who is obviously your best girlfriend / wife etc.

Post stories about your best girlfriend, and your worst girlfriend.

Worst girlfriend:
Had an affair while I was working nights.

(obviously I split.) She was American Jewish Japanese French. Very whiney, always had to be right, always had to win. But in her defense, very nice body.

Best girlfriend:
Took me back after finding out about my affair. First Girlfriend.

IrishMike · 05-17-2007, 06:30 AM

Dont know if this counts! But I had a one night stand with a tramp once. I met her on the steps of Barclays bank one night when I was out! We shared a can of Lindon Village cider!

texmo · 05-17-2007, 06:35 AM

My worst not only cheated on me but when I dumped her she stole the front brakes off my motorbike of all things...

IrishMike · 05-17-2007, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by texmo

My worst not only cheated on me but when I dumped her she stole the front brakes off my motorbike of all things...

Oh my god! What a nutter! Evil!! How did you find out she had done that? I hope it wasnt after a crash.

texmo · 05-17-2007, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by IrishMike

Oh my god! What a nutter! Evil!! How did you find out she had done that? I hope it wasnt after a crash.

I had crashed my bike and I was in the process of fixing it up. So she decided to relieve me of them. she took a few other things too, and to this day I still can find my spare pair of 16oz gloves....

Anderson Silvas dope · 05-17-2007, 11:35 AM

My worst gf told my best friend she liked someone else, so i dumped her then she went out with my best friend.

MTKrav911 · 05-17-2007, 11:42 AM

Before I married, I dated this chick who's husband was in the penitentiary for life without parole. Talk about a chick with issues. The chick was psycho. Great in bed, all that, but she was psycho.

The problem is, her kids now are grown and her daughter is 24 and is smokin hot and works with my sister, so everytime I see her she has this "I know what you did last summer with my mom" look on her face.

Very uncomfortable.

Best girlfriend?

Well, the wife I'm married too right now. She knew I dated the psycho above and she didnt care, and she stole me from her by being better in bed and NOT psycho. To this day, I can tell my wife anything without getting into too much trouble. All though, sometimes she hits me with lampshades, overall, she's very understanding and there's no better woman than one you can tell ANYTHING to without being judged.

Crashsti · 05-17-2007, 12:55 PM

i dated and lived with a girl who complained our apartment was messy. she worked first shift i worked 3rd. oneday she was very unhappy about the clutter and asked me, "What the hell do you do all day?". to which i responded, "i sleep, remember i work overnights?". for some reason she thought i just sat around all day doing nothing. we're no longer together.

IrishMike · 05-17-2007, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MTKrav911

Best girlfriend?

Well, the wife I'm married too right now. She knew I dated the psycho above and she didnt care, and she stole me from her by being better in bed and NOT psycho. To this day, I can tell my wife anything without getting into too much trouble. All though, sometimes she hits me with lampshades, overall, she's very understanding and there's no better woman than one you can tell ANYTHING to without being judged.

Cant believe the ficus plant didnt get a mention! It was always there for you when you needed it!! You just use and abuse MtKrav!!! LOL!!!

MTKrav911 · 05-17-2007, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Crashsti

i dated and lived with a girl who complained our apartment was messy. she worked first shift i worked 3rd. oneday she was very unhappy about the clutter and asked me, "What the hell do you do all day?". to which i responded, "i sleep, remember i work overnights?". for some reason she thought i just sat around all day doing nothing. we're no longer together.

I hate women like that. "What do you do all day?" I MAKE MONEY!

Jeez. And you worked nights?

OUch!

name goes here · 05-17-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Crashsti

i dated and lived with a girl who complained our apartment was messy. she worked first shift i worked 3rd. oneday she was very unhappy about the clutter and asked me, "What the hell do you do all day?". to which i responded, "i sleep, remember i work overnights?". for some reason she thought i just sat around all day doing nothing. we're no longer together.

Thats sort of funny.
Actual girlfriends or wives of the moment not allowed remember.

RockemSockem · 05-17-2007, 04:21 PM

I've never dealt with anything too bad. Although it didn't seem that way at the time. All my relationships before my current one were while i was in high school. And the girls i dated sure acted like it. Usually more concerned with creating drama then enjoying the pleasures of being with someone. I am quick to give away my heart, they were quick to break it. But i got the last laugh. Later on they each realized they were stupid to dump me, because they went on to date your typical douchebag highschool guy.