Is this Kellie Pickler person aiming to be the next Jessica Simpson? - Fight Forum - MMA - UFC - Boxing - K1

Gooner · 12-01-2007, 12:26 AM

Surely she can't be THAT dumb?
I have to wonder if this was all her agent's idea.

She's got that accent too.
And she's so cute, awww...
Pwease wuv me, Amewica.

BCguy · 12-01-2007, 12:38 AM

I saw her on American Idol. Yes she really is that stupid. I'd still do her though.

Gooner · 12-01-2007, 01:49 AM

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I saw her on American Idol. Yes she really is that stupid. I'd still do her though.

Well, that's a surprise.

I would marry her actually.

Possibly boink her.
And then divorce her and take half of her moolah yo.

BCguy · 12-01-2007, 01:51 AM

Dumb girls are killer in the sack.

opsy · 12-01-2007, 02:01 AM

BCguy is correct. She is very dumb but very doable. She also got nice implants after American Idol, which I fully support. I guess they don't lernn much in those small hick towns down south

Gooner · 12-01-2007, 02:19 AM

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BCguy is correct. She is very dumb but very doable.

I'm still not convinced about the dumb-part.

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She also got nice implants after American Idol, which I fully support.

Which is ironic, 'cause now that she has the implants she doesn't need support anymore.

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I guess they don't lernn much in those small hick towns down south

Yeah lulz. Stupid hicks.
From ****ing Alabama or Georgia or wherever the **** they're from.
Don't they speak Talladega or summat down there?

opsy · 12-01-2007, 04:24 AM

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I'm still not convinced about the dumb-part.

I doubt anyone could go through an entire season of American Idol sounding as dumb as she did. You'd slip up and say something smart at least once.

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Yeah lulz. Stupid hicks.
From ****ing Alabama or Georgia or wherever the **** they're from.
Don't they speak Talladega or summat down there?

I took a jab at the South, and that's where I live. I never thought someone would be smart enough to put two and two together. Damn you Gooner keen observance. I live in the more developed part of Georgia, but if you were to go when the smaller towns more to the north you would find many kellie picklers.

If you want to find them, look no further than the hunting and fishing section of Wal-Mart. Sometimes I go there just for entertainment. I also found that all of those stereotypical accents are pretty much dead on. When my brother comes and visits from up north, we have full conversations with these people putting on fake accents.

Fang · 12-01-2007, 06:53 AM

She's way hotter than Jessica, I'd do her.

KungFuGrip · 12-01-2007, 10:34 AM

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She's way hotter than Jessica, I'd do her.

I'll do her and Jessica. Beat that!

Ring_Raider_07 · 12-01-2007, 02:48 PM

Don't F w/ the hick towns.

KungFuGrip · 12-01-2007, 03:02 PM

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Don't F w/ the hick towns.

Not the town but, the girls.

arelius · 12-01-2007, 03:10 PM

This chic was on Smarter than a 5th grader. I think she really is that dumb.

Appeared to be the type of chic you can fulfill sexual fantisies with. She would do anything for you.

Good stuff, the best kind!!

Mouth For War · 12-01-2007, 04:03 PM

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She's way hotter than Jessica, I'd do her.

you may have to re-evaluate your comment, cause simpson is way hotter.

lwbfl · 12-01-2007, 05:03 PM

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I took a jab at the South, and that's where I live. I never thought someone would be smart enough to put two and two together. Damn you Gooner keen observance. I live in the more developed part of Georgia...

Opsy, what part of Georgia are you located? We have events all over Alabama and I travel all over Georgia.

Fang · 12-01-2007, 05:50 PM

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you may have to re-evaluate your comment, cause simpson is way hotter.

I'm probably one of the only people who thinks Jessica is ugly, I would seriously turn her down if the oppertunity presented it's self.

opsy · 12-01-2007, 09:45 PM

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Opsy, what part of Georgia are you located? We have events all over Alabama and I travel all over Georgia.

St. Marys, it's all thee way on the east coast, and a mile from the Fl. border

jetmechG550 · 12-01-2007, 10:13 PM

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I'm probably one of the only people who thinks Jessica is ugly, I would seriously turn her down if the oppertunity presented it's self.

You're not alone! I don't like the way her eyes are on the side of her face, kinda like a horse or fish maybe....