basslogic4003

I was ice skating once, going real fast around the rink during the public skate session. I used to play hockey so I was hauling ass, when this little, shakey ankled girl stumbles out in front of me. I tried to cut around her but my skate edge didn't catch and my feet went straight up in the air and I face planted into the ice, breaking my nose and concussing my poor brain. I then slid across the ice, face down, leaving a trail of blood, to the boards where I came to rest. I woke up a few moments later to children screaming something about a dead guy and people crowded around me. That sucked

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"I have always said that if you need steroids to compete you are not a fighter. Fighting is all about heart, technique and capitalizing upon your opponents mistakes. It is not about putting something into your body and walking around with big muscles saying look at me. In my book if you are on steroids you are a loser."

Bas Rutten

FatCatMC

A few years back, me and a few friends put some drinks down and decided to climb a tree and get on a roof. We all made it up the tree and on to the roof nice and easy, but getting down was a bit more difficult. A few of my friends climbed back down the tree, and a few used the gutter on the roof to get down. I decided to use the gutter route. When I put my heels on it to attempt to scale down, the gutter gave and I fell off the roof and flat on my back. Needless to say I was concussed, actually the only time in my life I've been KO'd. When I awoke a good 10 seconds later, I had blood in my mouth and all over my shirt, I had bitten into my tongue pretty good. I then proceeded to throw a temper tantrum (apparently that was a product of the concussion) and ruined my chances with the chick I was hooking up with. Then I went for a walk around the neighborhood and brought a stop sign home with me. I didn't remember any of it the next day, but my tongue sure hurt like hell..

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theEmpiric

Alright, I win this hands down. Prepare yourselves FF.

In highschool, in drama class, some girl who had a crush on me was trying to make a joke about kneeing someone in the balls.... well she misjudged and connected flush with a knee to my right testicle. She actually managed to push my testicle up against my right leg, and CRACKED IT.

YES APPARENTLY TESTICLES CAN CRACK.

4 Hours later, since the pain had only gotten worse, I finally went to the hospital. 4 hours after that while I was about passing out from pain, a nurse put that gel they put on pregnant ladies stomaches, onto my balls (thank god for female nurses). They then concluded that my ball was cracked and I had to go get surgery.

So now I have 1.75 balls, both are functional thank god and I can still have kids.

But yea, I dont think anyone has a more embarrassing/painful injury than that.

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Mouth For War

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have us a winner hahahahahaha

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"Nobody wants to admit they ate 13 cans of Ravioli, I did and I'm ashamed of it."

"The Pain Train is coming.....WOOO WOOOO"

Pitbull

LOL. Yup, Empiric wins!!!

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Beazt

I don't even want to think about how painful that must have been.

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T-Bone

So did you rip her nipples off when you saw her again?

theEmpiric

Hahaha no but I wasnt the most friendly with her.

She made some comment along the lines of "when they heal i owe you whatever you want"

I told her I didnt want her within a 10 mile radius my balls ever again. I believe the term cockblock fits here.

Sooo ya, I dont think anyones topping that injury

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MTKrav911

I had bleeding hemorroids 2 years ago and I had a blood stain I didnt know about on my pants.

Luckily for me, my best friends saw it first.

But I realized right then just how Women who go through their "Time of M onth" must feel like.

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opsy

Actually I think I win

In highschool, in drama class, some girl who had a crush on me was trying to make a joke about kneeing someone in the balls.... well she misjudged and connected flush with a knee to my right testicle. She actually managed to push my testicle up against my right leg, and CRACKED IT.

YES APPARENTLY TESTICLES CAN CRACK.

4 Hours later, since the pain had only gotten worse, I finally went to the hospital. 4 hours after that while I was about passing out from pain, a nurse put that gel they put on pregnant ladies stomaches, onto my balls (thank god for female nurses). They then concluded that my ball was cracked and I had to go get surgery.

So now I have 1.5 balls, both are functional thank god and I can still have kids.

But yea, I win now.

The-Iceman-Chuck-Liddell

Haha Empiric. (not Opsy lol) that really sucks.

theEmpiric

Hahahha Opsy, you would.

and TICL, theres a positive to everything ya know? Now when drinks start hitting, I have a valid excuse to show ladies my balls. "wanna see my scar" **** works everytime.

Hahha

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GSPALLTHEWAY

when i first went fishing i casted out the rod and hooked myself in the mouth...

another time when i was first learning to ski i went down my backyard but couldnt turn and ran into the house...

lastly, in a game of touch football me and my teammate were sprinting for an interception and ran into each other and i got knocked out cold and broke my jaw from his head...

i tripped on a baseball on opening day of little league while running in and broke my kneecap, and tore my patella...

lastly, my friend was joking around with a knife and made a mistake and stabbed me in the hand to leave a big scar...

Mouth For War

When I was 1 years old, I managed to open the child lock on the oven, open it and put my hands on it. I apperently had blisters the size of my palms and up my fingers. The one blister got infected on my left hand, and now i have a bitchin' scar that looks like a W on my left palm.

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"Nobody wants to admit they ate 13 cans of Ravioli, I did and I'm ashamed of it."

"The Pain Train is coming.....WOOO WOOOO"

BCguy

When i was about 18 i was sitting on the can enjoying a fine movement. I then decided it would be a good idea to have a smoke. I lit the smoke with a match and then went to throw the match between my legs and into the toilet. Lets just say i misjudged the toss and the lit match landed right on my knob. It blistered up pretty bad and looked infected. So i went to the minor emergency clinic and had to explain what happened to a female doctor. She did her best not to laugh but still giggled a bit. For 1 month i couldn't do anything with my little guy and was in pretty much constant pain the entire time.

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Delta_049

Yeah I think Empiric wins so far though Gspall should get a seperate award for most accident prone

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Mulla

I was at some vintage race car rally with a family friend when I was about 9 or 10 and his car was having problems so there were a few of us pushing it off the track, I managed to get my foot in the way of the wheel and had an Aston Martin pushed (very) slowly over it. That was not fun.

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RampageMcKellar

Empiric that is just the most painful thing ever.

I got sack tapped once so hard that my nose started bleeding it was very embarrassing.

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Delta_049

Oh yeah I just had a flashback to not a serious injury but a random one.
I was once bit/pecked by a penguin when I was about 6yo

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