Ladder theory huh? Wow with pie graphs, percentages and everythign?
Me, in Kravs experience with women? This is the ladder theory in reality.
Krav: Hi Sally, I'm glad we decided to have this dinner together, I've always wanted to be friends with you. What are you drinking by the way
Sally: Well, you know I like you alot Krav, but we can't be friends because sex always gets in teh way. I drink Hennessy BTW and Skye Cherry Vodka
Krav: Oh I know Sally. Waitress, Two bottles of Cherry Sky Vodka and a bottle of Hennessy
(2 hours later)
Sally: God you're such a great guy Krav, its too bad we can't be friends I REALLY LIKE YOU! God, you've listened to me and drink with me and never once hit on me
Krav: I respect women
Sally: THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! WHATEVER KRAV, I SEE YOU LOOK AT MY BUTT AT WORK
Krav: No, I'm simply looking at the copying machine ahead of you to see if I can get to it before you.
Sally: WHAT EVER!!!!!!!!
Krav: No for real. I'm not some harasser in the office. I do keep **** out of the office. Why do you think we're here at dinner?
Sally: Why aren't you drinking Krav? I've had like 10 more shots than you!
Krav:
What do you mean I'm not drinking? I've had 2 bud lights and a shot of Malt Liquor!
Sally: Why do you drink like a retard? Anyway. thanks for being a Friend! Let's go to my place!
Thre's ladder theory in just one of Krav's escapades from last summer.
She was Filipina, drunk, sweet, and I was a complete gentleman in her state.
Ladder Theory - Guide to Girls
Just didnt know there was an actualy written "theory" to it until just recently.
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