You Know You're an MMA Addict When..... - Fight Forum - MMA - UFC - Boxing - K1

MTKrav911 · 01-27-2007, 02:18 PM

Please share your MMA addictions here folks. Many of us if not all of us are hooked. Many train whether amateur, instruction or semi pro/pro. What are all your internal habits with regards to MMA which make you realize that you know you're an MMA Addict When...............................................

You know you're an MMA addict when (My List):

You watch MMA fights with your instructor/partners and you can't sit on the couch long because when a guy has a real complicated submission in position you're all up with your heads tilted upside down and sideways trying to mimic the the camera angle of the submission to see whether the guy has it or not or if there's space

You try all the submissions later on your kids, your wife, your pets (even the goldfish)

You have a Gold Member account and own stock on MMA Warehouse

You Spend half the day (even the workday) on Fight Forum

You know that Kim Ura, WASNT a High School sweetheart that broke up with you

You go to a barbecue with your boxing friends who hate MMA and when you get drunk, it's all fun and games until you keylock one of their smartasses and they don't wanna "Box" anymore. So they recruit into your gym

You pay $500 for a private lesson with a guy teaching who was a friend of a guy that drank a few beers with a guy who was Royce Gracie's cousin

You spend 49.95 a month on UFC in HD!

Share your MMA addiction flags FF. should be fun

AikaImmortal · 01-27-2007, 02:20 PM

You've seen the Pentagon Combat riot.

DanBennett · 01-27-2007, 03:07 PM

this may be a dirty one, avert ur eyes if you dont wanna hear it...lmao

-Your a mma addict if, when in bed with you wife, you always want to pass the guard.

heres another:
-You pronounce everybody you know whose name starts with a "R" now as a "H"

MTKrav911 · 01-27-2007, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanBennett

this may be a dirty one, avert ur eyes if you dont wanna hear it...lmao

-Your a mma addict if, when in bed with you wife, you always want to pass the guard.

heres another:
-You pronounce everybody you know whose name starts with a "R" now as a "H"

Or when you and your wife do a little too much NORTH SOUTH(Only In reverse)

vegas mma · 01-27-2007, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanBennett

heres another:
-You pronounce everybody you know whose name starts with a "R" now as a "H"

i used to do that when i was a manager at pizza hut in san diego.
90% of the staff was brazilian. and almost all of them had a name that started with a "R"
i also started talking with brazilian accent.

Kentified · 01-27-2007, 03:33 PM

You know you're an MMA addict when someone gets hit on the head by an object and you yell "OH HE'S ROCKED! HE IS DEFINETLY ROCKED!"

Darn you Joe Rogan, Darn you. -_-

MTKrav911 · 01-27-2007, 03:55 PM

Or as Randy THE NATURAL said it once:

"I got a bunch of good guys who like to put knots on my head, just to say they did it!"

Nimmy · 01-27-2007, 05:34 PM

when you close cupbord doors and turn off light switches with your high kick

you sit on hogmanay in the middle of your living room during a party with your cordless earphones on so you can listen UFC 66 without having to be distrurbed by other people talking.

your ass tenses and raises off the seat with every punch and you twitch when u watch

you randomly start laughing at the end of the fight out loud whn your fighter wins

every bar you go to you set a theoretcial plan to kick everyones ass for no reason, i.e i would highkick him at the bar, followed by a left right combination and drop him down with an armbar.

you get MMA goods for christmas.

your friend calls you or emails you with every single piece of MMA news that day.

when your dad actually learns fighter names and knows who will win just to get a chance to speak to you.

have an MMA calender in your room.

when you shadow box you are mentally thinking you are chuck liddell.

listen to hank williams Jnr just because its matt hughes entrance song.

This guys is actually all true for me.

I heart LNP · 01-27-2007, 05:44 PM

Every show or movie you watch reminds you of UFC 54....Even seabiscuit.

BTW Nimmy you've got a mighty nice Team **** avatar. **** the Dog approves.

Nimmy · 01-27-2007, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I heart LNP

Every show or movie you watch reminds you of UFC 54....Even seabiscuit.

BTW Nimmy you've got a mighty nice Team **** avatar. **** the Dog approves.

cheers man my good mate i heart LNP made it for me. what was ufc 54?

Rocky12233 · 01-28-2007, 12:04 AM

You know you're an MMA addict when...

Your family members begin to lose feeling in their joints.

You stay up til 1:00 am to catch the UFC unleashed you missed earlier to watch Chuck Liddell fight Jeremy Horn, which youve already seen 30 times.

You are watching boxing and yell "throw the high kick!!".

DanBennett · 01-28-2007, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocky12233

You know you're an MMA addict when...

Your family members begin to lose feeling in their joints.

You stay up til 1:00 am to catch the UFC unleashed you missed earlier to watch Chuck Liddell fight Jeremy Horn, which youve already seen 30 times.

You are watching boxing and yell "throw the high kick!!".

ahaha i get confused when i watch boxing...I cant watch boxing without yelling something along those lines...LMAO nice one Rocky..

Rocky12233 · 01-28-2007, 02:50 PM

LMAO Thanks Dan!