Thread: You Know You're an MMA Addict When.....

Please share your MMA addictions here folks. Many of us if not all of us are hooked. Many train whether amateur, instruction or semi pro/pro. What are all your internal habits with regards to MMA which make you realize that you know you're an MMA Addict When...............................................

You know you're an MMA addict when (My List):

You watch MMA fights with your instructor/partners and you can't sit on the couch long because when a guy has a real complicated submission in position you're all up with your heads tilted upside down and sideways trying to mimic the the camera angle of the submission to see whether the guy has it or not or if there's space

You try all the submissions later on your kids, your wife, your pets (even the goldfish)

You have a Gold Member account and own stock on MMA Warehouse

You Spend half the day (even the workday) on Fight Forum

You know that Kim Ura, WASNT a High School sweetheart that broke up with you

You go to a barbecue with your boxing friends who hate MMA and when you get drunk, it's all fun and games until you keylock one of their smartasses and they don't wanna "Box" anymore. So they recruit into your gym

You pay $500 for a private lesson with a guy teaching who was a friend of a guy that drank a few beers with a guy who was Royce Gracie's cousin

You spend 49.95 a month on UFC in HD!


Share your MMA addiction flags FF. should be fun

You've seen the Pentagon Combat riot.

this may be a dirty one, avert ur eyes if you dont wanna hear it...lmao


-Your a mma addict if, when in bed with you wife, you always want to pass the guard.



heres another:
-You pronounce everybody you know whose name starts with a "R" now as a "H"

Originally Posted by DanBennett

this may be a dirty one, avert ur eyes if you dont wanna hear it...lmao


-Your a mma addict if, when in bed with you wife, you always want to pass the guard.



heres another:
-You pronounce everybody you know whose name starts with a "R" now as a "H"

Or when you and your wife do a little too much NORTH SOUTH(Only In reverse)

You know you're an MMA addict when someone gets hit on the head by an object and you yell "OH HE'S ROCKED! HE IS DEFINETLY ROCKED!"

Darn you Joe Rogan, Darn you. -_-

Or as Randy THE NATURAL said it once:

"I got a bunch of good guys who like to put knots on my head, just to say they did it!"

Originally Posted by Rocky12233

You know you're an MMA addict when...

Your family members begin to lose feeling in their joints.

You stay up til 1:00 am to catch the UFC unleashed you missed earlier to watch Chuck Liddell fight Jeremy Horn, which youve already seen 30 times.

You are watching boxing and yell "throw the high kick!!".

ahaha i get confused when i watch boxing...I cant watch boxing without yelling something along those lines...LMAO nice one Rocky..