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03-14-2007, 02:28 PM
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Man Points
I am the man point Moderator. i decide who gets the man points.
man points are determined by acts of manliness, the more man points you have the more respect you get.
post why u want man points and why you deserve them and i will judge it accordingly.
I am the man point master!!!
(therefore i am the main man)
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03-14-2007, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Nimmy
I am the man point Moderator. i decide who gets the man points.
man points are determined by acts of manliness, the more man points you have the more respect you get.
post why u want man points and why you deserve them and i will judge it accordingly.
I am the man point master!!!
(therefore i am the main man)
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I shacked a sheep once in australia with a friend of mine while drunk once.
It was.....
Interestingly tight.
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03-14-2007, 02:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MTKrav911
I shacked a sheep once in australia with a friend of mine while drunk once.
It was.....
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I truly hope your joking. Please, please, please tell me that was a joke.
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03-14-2007, 02:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MTKrav911
I shacked a sheep once in australia with a friend of mine while drunk once.
It was.....
Interestingly tight.
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03-14-2007, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Nimmy
explain shacked...
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You know you take a sheep to the edge of a mountain, and...
Nevermind.
It's the australian equivalent of cow tipping here in America so they told me.
Only it requires a lot of guts, condoms and it's messy.
PS
No, I really didn't shack a sheep, but I helped my mates from down under chase a few down
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03-14-2007, 02:41 PM
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This thread has been officially OneStarPwned.
Now give me my man points, sucka.
And thus make me less modest.
Thanks.
Also, I think he meant "shagged", but you already knew that.
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03-14-2007, 02:42 PM
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I thought it was scotsmen who were famous for sheep love ?
Why do scotsmen wear kilts ?
cus sheep run away when they hear a zipper.
sorry nim lol
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03-14-2007, 02:42 PM
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okay...
first man point ranking
MTKrav911 = (-17 points)
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03-14-2007, 02:49 PM
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We were drunk Gooner, so I'll remember it being shacked
And from what they tell me, you have to put the sheep at the edge of the mountain so that when they're drunk and try to shack it, the sheep just keeps leaning back away from the edge.
Baaaaa
Baaaa
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03-14-2007, 02:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MTKrav911
We were drunk Gooner, so I'll remember it being shacked
And from what they tell me, you have to put the sheep at the edge of the mountain so that when they're drunk and try to shack it, the sheep just keeps leaning back away from the edge.
Baaaaa
Baaaa
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There is a science to sheep rape? I always thought it would have been an impulse thing. To think somebody actually thought this out!!
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03-14-2007, 02:54 PM
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yadda yadda yadda says the man with the David Hasselhoff in hotpants signature.
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03-14-2007, 02:54 PM
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Krav seems like he knows a little to much about that subject to be joking.
And I don't care if I have any man points, I refuse to subjugate myself to your narrow way of thinking.
(How's that for manly, taking my own stance and going against the crowd, that's gotta at least earn me 15-20 man points, right?)
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03-14-2007, 02:55 PM
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Krav seems like he knows a little to much about that subject to be joking.
And I don't care if I have any man points, I refuse to subjugate myself to your narrow way of thinking.
(How's that for manly, taking my own stance and going against the crowd, that's gotta at least earn me 15-20 man points, right?)
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15 for taking your own stance, -20 for feeling you have to explain why. 
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But I agree with Nimmy about the nose thingy you do. 10 pts. Great party trick to impress drunk chicks with.
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yadda yadda yadda says the man with the David Hasselhoff in hotpants signature.
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MTkrav911 = (- 20 points) for trying to justify his actions
Bull = (- 5 points) for disputing my qualifications
dirtyfighter = ( 5 points) for trying to discover a mans motivation
Kentified = ( 10 points) for having a cool nose
BCguy = ( - 9 points) for using bad stereotypes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MTKrav911
We were drunk Gooner, so I'll remember it being shacked
And from what they tell me, you have to put the sheep at the edge of the mountain so that when they're drunk and try to shack it, the sheep just keeps leaning back away from the edge.
Baaaaa
Baaaa
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Next time try wearing rubber boots , you put the sheeps back legs in the boots with you , then it cant run away 
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03-14-2007, 03:07 PM
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I'll drink lot's of beer and then punch my friends in the arm
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I'll ruin your thread by offering sarcastic responses to serious questions
I hunt deer, take pictures, and smile
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One thing I'll never do......
Is Lie TO all of you! I respect you all too much.
But what I will do?
Is mix lies with the truth.
Just to be safe!
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i have a scorpion. that's the most manly pet you can have
oh and his name is sub zero
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new rankings (overall)
Pitbull = (10 points) for being a real man
Kentified = ( 10 points) for having a cool nose
VegasMMA= (7 points) for having a Mortal combat scorpion
dirtyfighter = ( 5 points) for trying to discover a mans motivation
MTkrav911 = ( -5) for being honest
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BCguy = ( - 9 points) for using bad stereotypes
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