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Old 04-05-2007, 12:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Things that make you go........WTF?????????

In the spirit of the famous late night Fox show host from the 90's Arsenio Hall......"Things that make you go hmmmmm???" I create the

Things that make you go.....WTF??????

To yourself daily. It can be anything, but keep it legal of course by FF standards.


Me???


I go WTF when I see a beautfiul woman. Face, body, personality, etc.... And then see either her husband and boyfriend be some nasty Double Jelly rolled belly, can barely standup looking Mofo. Or... Some twirpy 105 lb 4'11 looks like a fifth grader lookin MoFo.

just makes me go WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????????????
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"So then I said, WTF?!?! Are those real or did you buy them at Walmart."


Wait, this isn't how the games played, is it?



I go wtf when my cousin won't leave the guy she's with even though he's a little bastard child who hits her and is only after the insurance money she just got from her accident.

And then I go wtf because I can't even go beat the **** out of the dude because it will just drive her further away from me and won't talk to me anymore.
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Woman, 30, posed as teenage boy in sex case - News - MSNBC.com


*edit* damnit kent - whyd you have to make turn this thread serious...?
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Woman, 30, posed as teenage boy in sex case - News - MSNBC.com


*edit* damnit kent - whyd you have to make turn this thread serious...?
I don't know why I had to make turn it, what is make turning it?

Alright, my fault. I got a new one.

I go WTF when I see all these kids fall for the emo look that MTV has bestowed on us.
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I go wtf when the whole country is turning to drugs. Also i go wtf to some of the stupid things i do
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I go wtf when the whole country is turning to drugs. Also i go wtf to some of the stupid things i do
I go wtf to some of the stupid things you do too

j/p. <3
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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MT, hot chicks like fat guys like me. every time i go places hot chicks flirt with me

but it makes me go WTF also.
the other day we went to the lake. i was wearing nasty ass clothes, my work on car clothes. i'm loading up the truck and this hot chick comes up and starts talking to me. i'm like WTF...
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I think we all do.
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HAHAHAHA

Good stuff. And Kent, sorry to hear about your cousin. Hopefully she'll come around. I go WTF too when good women are with bastards. Almost like they enjoy being abused.

Another WTF for me......

I sit and flip through my satellite and saw this title "Make Me a Slut #1" and I go

WTF?????????
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HAHAHAHA

Good stuff. And Kent, sorry to hear about your cousin. Hopefully she'll come around. I go WTF too when good women are with bastards. Almost like they enjoy being abused.

Another WTF for me......

I sit and flip through my satellite and saw this title "Make Me a Slut #1" and I go

WTF?????????
'sit and flip'? YEAH RIGHT. lol.
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'sit and flip'? YEAH RIGHT. lol.
You sicko you.

Ok, I meant i sit down, then I take the remote and flip through the channels.

lol
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So i was watching a cheesy porn film about obliviously, sex, but the whole theme was set in the middle ages

I was like WTF???
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So i was watching a cheesy porn film about obliviously, sex, but the whole theme was set in the middle ages

I was like WTF???
Story of my life.

I see the cover of a nice adult video that looks like the actresses are hot, then you turn it on and MAn....WTF??? Some Hairy chicks with 1980's bush and you're going WTF WTF WTF????????


Then you read the label and it says "Not all actresses on the label appear on the film"

Not only is that a WTF its a No ****!!!!!
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Story of my life.

I see the cover of a nice adult video that looks like the actresses are hot, then you turn it on and MAn....WTF??? Some Hairy chicks with 1980's bush and you're going WTF WTF WTF????????


Then you read the label and it says "Not all actresses on the label appear on the film"

Not only is that a WTF its a No ****!!!!!
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You sicko you.

Ok, I meant i sit down, then I take the remote and flip through the channels.

lol
No, I meant that you werent just casually flipping through the channels ..
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I go WTF when I see a beautfiul woman. Face, body, personality, etc.... And then see either her husband and boyfriend be some nasty Double Jelly rolled belly, can barely standup looking Mofo. Or... Some twirpy 105 lb 4'11 looks like a fifth grader lookin MoFo.

just makes me go WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????????????
LOL You just described me and my life quite well. Thanks
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LOL

Theres a comedian (Stand Up ) running a round talking about Porno Etiquette and how when you watch porn, no matter what, you put the volume on1
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When thinking about what I did last saturday I say...wtf was I thinking??????????????????????????????????
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Red head, thong, smell of tequila???????


WTF??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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