 |  |
 |
04-10-2007, 05:30 PM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
FF's Crazy Drunk Guy
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Woman's Thong far far away
Posts: 7,470
Points: 378
Bank: 599
Total Points: 977
Donate
|
Miracle At The Liquor Store!
I needed a few beers after todays work. So I go to this new looking Liquor Store and it's really nice inside and owned by some Latvian dude or something.
So Anyway, I get the cheap ghetto beer cause It's what buzzes me best, and I always get at least one can of expensive beer usually Heineken.
Then the guy charges the cheap beer easily and hasnt entered the 20 oz expensive Heineken yet into the cash register computer because it's a new store. So he charges me $2.89 for the Heineken, about what I expected. But.
Then a dude comes out the back (The Latvian Owner) and says... No no no, we don't have a price yet on that beer in the computer, so give him for free.
I was insistent, no no no, but the owner said...."No I want every purchase in the cash register computer perfect so I can calculate accurate numbers on my new store at the end of the month. Since I don't know yet what to charge for the Heineken, it's yours. Thanks for coming to my store."
I was all WTF? Cause I've been to plenty of nice liquor stores with cool owners, but never one where they gave you the expensive stuff for free!
Moral is????
Never turn down good piss for free!

|
|
|
04-10-2007, 05:34 PM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Tremoton Utah
Posts: 3,524
Points: 25
Bank: 0
Total Points: 25
Donate
|
Hahaha, well it's good that you offered to pay for it still.
|
|
|
04-10-2007, 05:47 PM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
|
Champion
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: LI, NY
Posts: 2,627
Points: 20,111
Bank: 357,822
Total Points: 377,933
Donate
|
Good deal. Can't complain about free stuff, especially when it's the good stuff. I was getting wine a week back and when i went up to the register the owners were like "You should get this instead. It's a much better blend. That stuff just has better advertising and a better label(Yellowtail)". This stuff was the same price so they weren't trying to screw me. I said sure why not, and they gave me the bottle for free. I am not a big fan of red wine, especially Yellowtail. It's what my gf drinks. But this stuff was amazing in comparison. And we will go out of our way to go back there now. Moral of the story, free alcohol equals best friends forever.
__________________
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I feel, I will feel everything. When I love, I will love with everything."
-Evan Tanner
|
|
|
04-10-2007, 05:51 PM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
FF's Crazy Drunk Guy
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Woman's Thong far far away
Posts: 7,470
Points: 378
Bank: 599
Total Points: 977
Donate
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by RockemSockem
Good deal. Can't complain about free stuff, especially when it's the good stuff. I was getting wine a week back and when i went up to the register the owners were like "You should get this instead. It's a much better blend. That stuff just has better advertising and a better label(Yellowtail)". This stuff was the same price so they weren't trying to screw me. I said sure why not, and they gave me the bottle for free. I am not a big fan of red wine, especially Yellowtail. It's what my gf drinks. But this stuff was amazing in comparison. And we will go out of our way to go back there now. Moral of the story, free alcohol equals best friends forever.
|
LOL. Precisely what I was saying. And a nice guy too for an owner. Seemed like a legit guy who wants to run a clean store. Usually liquor stores in The US even in good neighborhoods are ****holes unless the mafia owns them.
Oh no. Wait. Dude is Latvian, I hope he's not part of the Russian Mob or something.
lol
Now I owe the mob a 2.89 free Heineken and with their interest rates, that'll be 289,000 by next week!
jus kiddin
|
|
|
04-10-2007, 05:57 PM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
Champion
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: san diego
Posts: 1,693
Points: 393
Bank: 725,879
Total Points: 726,272
Donate
|
DAMMIT!!!! what is wrong with you?
i would have gone and grabbed a few more of them, ****... free is free, right?
__________________
I'm thinking Arby's
|
|
|
04-10-2007, 06:08 PM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
FF's Crazy Drunk Guy
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Woman's Thong far far away
Posts: 7,470
Points: 378
Bank: 599
Total Points: 977
Donate
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas mma
DAMMIT!!!! what is wrong with you?
i would have gone and grabbed a few more of them, ****... free is free, right?
|
LOL, yeah, but I'm not a greedy dude. Something about my formative years as a teenager working late nights at KFC made me appreciate things more as they come.
Like Beer!
lol..
You're right though, I shouldve grabbed a couple more

|
|
|
04-10-2007, 06:14 PM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
Champion
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: san diego
Posts: 1,693
Points: 393
Bank: 725,879
Total Points: 726,272
Donate
|
when i worked at pizza hut we had a guy that came in once a week about a half hour before closing with a case of beer. we always gave him a free pizza in trade for the beer, but he always told us the beer is a tip. let me pay for the pizza. the whole time i worked there he came in once a week.
fast forward 3 years, i'm a manager at valvoline instant oil change. same guy comes in for an oil change... he sees me and says "pizza hut guy..." he came back every 3k miles for an oil change and each time he brought a case of beer.
(we didn't drink till we were closed)
really cool guy.
__________________
I'm thinking Arby's
|
|
|
04-10-2007, 06:23 PM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
FF's Crazy Drunk Guy
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Woman's Thong far far away
Posts: 7,470
Points: 378
Bank: 599
Total Points: 977
Donate
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas mma
when i worked at pizza hut we had a guy that came in once a week about a half hour before closing with a case of beer. we always gave him a free pizza in trade for the beer, but he always told us the beer is a tip. let me pay for the pizza. the whole time i worked there he came in once a week.
fast forward 3 years, i'm a manager at valvoline instant oil change. same guy comes in for an oil change... he sees me and says "pizza hut guy..." he came back every 3k miles for an oil change and each time he brought a case of beer.
(we didn't drink till we were closed)
really cool guy.
|
what does Budweiser say?
"beer, the friendship drink?"
Damn straight. Now if they can find a way to genetically enhance it so we don't get the beer bulge, cause its a bitch trying to workout the beer buldge off 3-4 times a week.
|
|
|
04-10-2007, 07:05 PM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
Champion
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 1,075
Points: 935
Bank: 65,002
Total Points: 65,937
Donate
|
A similar but less awesome thing happened to me. I was buying a Coke Blak and it rang up at 1.19 after tax(CANADIAN $) and it should have been 1.99 plus tax. The conversation went something like:
"This isn't supposed to be 1.19..."
"What?"
"This is underpriced. It should be 1.99."
"If the computer says 1.19, it's 1.19."
"But I'm telling you, this isn't 1.19."
"It is now!"
"Okay, then, I'll take two."
Would have bought more if I could, that Coffee and Coke mixture was great at first. Now I can't stand the stuff.
|
|
|
04-10-2007, 07:20 PM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
|
FF's Crazy Drunk Guy
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Woman's Thong far far away
Posts: 7,470
Points: 378
Bank: 599
Total Points: 977
Donate
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel
A similar but less awesome thing happened to me. I was buying a Coke Blak and it rang up at 1.19 after tax(CANADIAN $) and it should have been 1.99 plus tax. The conversation went something like:
"This isn't supposed to be 1.19..."
"What?"
"This is underpriced. It should be 1.99."
"If the computer says 1.19, it's 1.19."
"But I'm telling you, this isn't 1.19."
"It is now!"
"Okay, then, I'll take two."
Would have bought more if I could, that Coffee and Coke mixture was great at first. Now I can't stand the stuff.
|
HAHAhA.. Computers...
The Death... Or The LIfe of us all!

|
|
|
04-10-2007, 07:36 PM
|
#11 (permalink)
|
|
Champion
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: san diego
Posts: 1,693
Points: 393
Bank: 725,879
Total Points: 726,272
Donate
|
i bought a 4 pack of redbull once and it somehow scanned the bar code off one can. so i got it for $2 or what ever one can cost.
i didn't notice till i got home, i always check my receipt at this store cause the people always make a mistake and charge me too much. this time got 3 free cans of redbull.
__________________
I'm thinking Arby's
|
|
|
04-10-2007, 08:04 PM
|
#12 (permalink)
|
|
FF Handicapper
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 2,365
Points: 18
Bank: 7,301
Total Points: 7,318
Donate
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas mma
i bought a 4 pack of redbull once and it somehow scanned the bar code off one can. so i got it for $2 or what ever one can cost.
i didn't notice till i got home, i always check my receipt at this store cause the people always make a mistake and charge me too much. this time got 3 free cans of redbull.
|
That's karma.
|
|
|
04-10-2007, 10:59 PM
|
#13 (permalink)
|
|
aka Okiipapasan
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: It's not where you live, but how.
Posts: 3,318
Points: 64
Bank: 899,166
Total Points: 899,231
Donate
|
Lot's of interesting stuff here but one thing jumped out at me more than anything else. What on earth makes you think Heineken is the good stuff Krav, lol. You've been drinking the St. Ides and such too long. It's affecting your judgment. 
__________________
 
^^My bro's new site/online store for hats and tees. Feedback welcome.^^
Go here for a selection of avatars and signatures donated by your fellow members. If you would like to make a contribution to the album, shoot me a PM. If you would like a custom made one, go here for avatars and here for signatures
|
|
|
04-10-2007, 11:14 PM
|
#14 (permalink)
|
|
FF's Crazy Drunk Guy
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Woman's Thong far far away
Posts: 7,470
Points: 378
Bank: 599
Total Points: 977
Donate
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty Fighter
Lot's of interesting stuff here but one thing jumped out at me more than anything else. What on earth makes you think Heineken is the good stuff Krav, lol. You've been drinking the St. Ides and such too long. It's affecting your judgment. 
|
Damn right. Remember, I'm a public servant.. WIth OT I make 42 bucks an hour.
lol
And I'm detective grade and we're supposed to be rich without the OT>
Im not complaining.
I get to mess around on FF at base pay, log on for a few comments at OT, then go home
So to me?
Heineken at 2.89 a 20 oz or 7.99 a six pack is expensive
Thank God I married a doctor! Even in her worthless field. I at least get free testicle exams
|
|
|
04-10-2007, 11:56 PM
|
#15 (permalink)
|
|
aka Okiipapasan
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: It's not where you live, but how.
Posts: 3,318
Points: 64
Bank: 899,166
Total Points: 899,231
Donate
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MTKrav911
Damn right. Remember, I'm a public servant.. WIth OT I make 42 bucks an hour.
lol
And I'm detective grade and we're supposed to be rich without the OT>
Im not complaining.
I get to mess around on FF at base pay, log on for a few comments at OT, then go home
So to me?
Heineken at 2.89 a 20 oz or 7.99 a six pack is expensive
Thank God I married a doctor! Even in her worthless field. I at least get free testicle exams
|
Big deal. I get those too and I married a retail manager.
__________________
 
^^My bro's new site/online store for hats and tees. Feedback welcome.^^
Go here for a selection of avatars and signatures donated by your fellow members. If you would like to make a contribution to the album, shoot me a PM. If you would like a custom made one, go here for avatars and here for signatures
|
|
|
04-11-2007, 12:39 AM
|
#16 (permalink)
|
|
FF's Crazy Drunk Guy
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Woman's Thong far far away
Posts: 7,470
Points: 378
Bank: 599
Total Points: 977
Donate
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty Fighter
Big deal. I get those too and I married a retail manager.
|
LOLLOL
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
Points Per Thread View: 1
Points Per Thread: 1
Points Per Reply: 1
|
|
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:37 AM.
|