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04-25-2007, 12:11 PM
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Don- Hyun Kim in '09
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LONG day today
The internet at work went down like a chickenhead with 20 bux waved in her face so I am on my lunch break at the house checking the net.. today is going to go by so slow.. 90% of all the work I do requires internet connection so about all I can do is locally update one of the two corporate websites I work on and pretend to work for 4.5 more hours.. any suggestions on what would pass the time (and not get me fired?)
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04-25-2007, 12:14 PM
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Got any sick time saved up? Take the rest of the day off.
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04-25-2007, 12:20 PM
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Don- Hyun Kim in '09
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They are really picky and usually require either a full doctors note or 2 weeks notice prior to taking leave.. and I can't fake a back injury since I went to the chiropractor last week (consequently, on another day when I didnt feel like working)
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04-25-2007, 12:20 PM
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you could pretend you have the runs and spend the day in the john reading your favorite MMA magazines.
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04-25-2007, 12:25 PM
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Got any dirt on your boss? Blackmail.
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04-25-2007, 12:28 PM
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I gave up fighting
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how about breaking something on purpose just so you can fix it?
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04-25-2007, 12:43 PM
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Tell him you got the sh!ts. Act all embarrassed and everything. He will feel sorry and tell you to take the day off. If that doesn't work go back to him in a half hour with one hand cupping your ass and tell him you squirted a little in your pants and you need to go home. If that doesn't work then your boss is an evil evil man. :action-sm
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04-25-2007, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Curly
Tell him you got the sh!ts. Act all embarrassed and everything. He will feel sorry and tell you to take the day off. If that doesn't work go back to him in a half hour with one hand cupping your ass and tell him you squirted a little in your pants and you need to go home. If that doesn't work then your boss is an evil evil man. :action-sm
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I think I would stay at work before doing all that. |
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04-25-2007, 01:29 PM
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Tell him you had an outbreak of herpesiphilus and that it is highly contagious.
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04-25-2007, 03:20 PM
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Assist a collegue with their project. Undermine them and steal the credit. Hahahaha!
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