DirtyChuckRulz!

Im not the type that is gonna brag or be any type of advocate about street fights. I will be the first person to tell u that ive never felt good about any fight ive been in. Some of you know that i was even stabbed in a bar fight this New Years Eve.

That being said, i have a funny ass bar fight story that words wont do justice.

It starts off in a costume store the day before Halloween last year, i couldnt find a costume i liked so i bought the stupidest one i could find, which turned out to be a banana costume.

I start the night off by sharing a bottle of crown with one of my friends before the costume party. we end up playin drinkin games for a few hours after that. A bunch of us end up at a little bar we all frequent where more drinking takes place. this is gonna be a huge thread.

I'll try to keep it short and give the full effect. this douche who is in his late thirties( sorry if ur older than me, im 25) starts talkin trash to one of my good friends so i step in and ever so eloquently tell him that it would be in his best interest to leave. he doesnt think so and gets in my face bumping heads with me, so i hit him with a stait right, shattering his nose and splatterring blood on everyone. His buddy jumps on my back and we go to the ground. In this pile is a Banana, a priest, a coal miner, dead football player and god knows what else. right before i get a belly down armbar on the dude i get pulled off of him.

anyways the dude that got his nose broke still gets bananas put in his locker at work. sorry for the drunken rambling but im bored and thought it might entertain someone.

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