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Old 05-13-2008, 05:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I had an idea before of a light-hearted thread, not quite sure it should go here so apologies in advance.

Anyway, I'm studying for my economics exam and I keep refering to the GDP of countries as their GSP by mistake.

Anyway, I'm sure you guys have plenty more real life/ made-up amusing anacdotes so I open the floor to you.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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and then wonder if I've pissed off Mac "Nature Boy" Danzig.
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I know when I've been watching UFC too much when I'm watching my kittens wrestle and I think to myself, "Damn, that looks like a mean umaplata".
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I know when I've been watching UFC too much when I'm watching my kittens wrestle and I think to myself, "Damn, that looks like a mean umaplata".
HAHAHAHA! Nice man, I like that!
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You know you're watching too much UFC when you repeat a thread that's been done before:

http://www.fightforum.com/ufc/12435-...-ufc-when.html

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Old 05-13-2008, 11:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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You know you're watching too much UFC when you repeat a thread that's been done before:

http://www.fightforum.com/ufc/12435-...-ufc-when.html

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Old 05-13-2008, 01:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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You know you're watching too much UFC when you repeat a thread that's been done before:

http://www.fightforum.com/ufc/12435-...-ufc-when.html

Oops, was quite excited with my idea aswell. Only like my second thread. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
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Old 05-13-2008, 02:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oops, was quite excited with my idea aswell. Only like my second thread. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
It's ok man , the other thread is quite old. And besides .... we have members who have been around a long time who still constantly make duplicate threads.

You know who are .....
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I had an idea before of a light-hearted thread, not quite sure it should go here so apologies in advance.

Anyway, I'm studying for my economics exam and I keep refering to the GDP of countries as their GSP by mistake.

Anyway, I'm sure you guys have plenty more real life/ made-up amusing anacdotes so I open the floor to you.
You have to buy a label maker so you can mark every UFC from 49 (when I started), to now, to mark your DVD's.

Oh, it gets worse.

You run out of label maker paper frequently because not only do you tape all the UFCs, but TUF, EliteXc, Dream, WEC, Tapout Show, etc etc etc.

You'd be amazed how many DVD's of MMA shows you accumulate in such a short time!
or

When there hasnt been a UFC in a while, like 6+weeks, especially after a really good card. You feel like you get fidgety, tremors, low blood sugar, etc because you havent had your big UFC event fix in a while....



The UFC is crack. Elite XC and them are good lower level orgs that are like Marijuana in between.

I dont know what I'm gonna do if EliteXC and them become as good or better one day as The UFC. Then I'm gonna be a full blown freakin MMA Hype.

I'll be like that crackhead on Menace II Society trying to pawn double cheeseburgers just to get an MMA hit

"Ahh, Ahh Mr. Dana White, come on man, these are some Double Cheeseburgers man. Can't you have a UFC every day? You guys EliteXc? C c c ome on, cant you Hooke me up? I 'll do ANYTHING, I'll.....(Fill in the blank)."

Here's a visual (Warnign foul language)!:

ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.

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ha, all are so true.

When people tell you that their going to U of C (University of Chicago) and your like "ufc... wtf"??

When you look at people thinking how you could knock them out or submit them.
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*GASP* "It isn't!?!?!"
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I had an idea before of a light-hearted thread, not quite sure it should go here so apologies in advance.

Anyway, I'm studying for my economics exam and I keep refering to the GDP of countries as their GSP by mistake.

Anyway, I'm sure you guys have plenty more real life/ made-up amusing anacdotes so I open the floor to you.
Yeah you may be watching a little to much.
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