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Old 07-10-2007, 06:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default TUF 5 Quotes by Joe Lauzon

I found this post by Joe over on the UG. It had some really great stuff.

While in the show, I kept a notebook with notes on everything that went down. I have notes on each fighter and what they liked to do and how each fight went down (so I fought someone later on, I had notes on them). I have an entire notebook filled with technique stuff too. For fun, I kept a listing of quotes that were funny or that I liked. Some were said during the show, some were things people just told me were good (like the Enson one, and some others). Figured you guys might like it too...


"Big Wang in a little pond" - Noah

"I survived season 5!" - Wang

"I could run hilo with this!" - BJ, talking about how he got into Jiu-Jitsu

"Gray was the first pick.... Gray pisses excellence." - Wiman

"Sweep him here bro, and then kill him" - BJ

"I've pulled anal beads out of my own ass" - Brandon

"Guys that like to train: train; guys that don't: lose" - Rudy

"I ain't touching no weener to get *****" - Nate

"Never Tap! Put yourself in the worst position and get your head caved in before you tap!" - BJ

"Thats my kryptonite" - Wiman

"10 wongs dont make a Wang" - BJ

"I'm a professional" - Wang

"When I was little, I used to think elbowing a guy in the spine would paralyze him for 30 seconds" - BJ

"**** with me, you **** with the best"

"Fighting is 50% technique, 50% strength" - BJ

"Fatigue makes cowards of us all"

"What are you gonna do, judo throw me?" - Emerson to Manny

"I hope I get you in the next round... and you see him? [Points to Geraghty] Thats your fate" - Joe, to Cole

"Advanced Basics, thats all it is" - BJ

"I smashed Vitor with this" - Randy

"2 or 3 head bouncers are better than 20 rabbit punches" - Randy

"Champions are made in the off-season" - BJ

"Your reflexes are great huh, but your base and posture are the worst" - Reagan, to Joe

"If you don't get off first, you may not get off at all" - Noah

"I can make the weight; I've never missed it before" - Gabe

"You guys were acting like a bunch of high school retards" - Dana, about everyone watching Noah and Marlon fight

"Your style is like a tornado, just smashing everything" - Rudy, to Joe

"Fortune favors the bold" - BJ

"Pride rules bitch!" - Marlon right before he soccer kicked Noah in the head

"Not on the concrete!" - Noah, as he tried to break Marlon's arm, who dropped him on his head on concrete

"He's beaten a lot of good guys; but those guys weren't me" - Enson

"This fight is so much fun!" - Cole, while getting ground and pounded in round 1

BJ: "Set Hooks!"
[Joe knees Cole hard in the thigh]
BJ: Forget the hooks! Keep doing that!

"Posture, base and posture" - Tony, about anything

"Impose your will" - Tony

Matt: "I was thinking: Be smart and get off first"
BJ: "Forget being smart! Just get off first!"

"He's breaking, he's already broken. Be Strong. Go out there and finish him!" - BJ, to Joe after round 1.

"Tony... Reagan" [Motions towards the door] - BJ

"Ice is like magic huh" - BJ

"B... if anyone gets injured... I'll be ready" - Gabe, as he is being wheeled out on a stretcher after failing to make weight

"Bump and Cover" - Tony, about stopping the shot and getting to the front headlock

Reagan: "You're real strong huh"
Joe: "We say that to guys that suck and muscle everything"
[Reagan laughs]

Tony: "Right now your 100% is here..."
[Holds hand at waist level]
Tony: "But over time, your 100% will go up to here..."
[Holds hand at chest level]
Tony: "And it will keep going up."
[Holds hand at shoulder level, and then eye level]

"All I ask if that you give me 100%" - BJ

"Is that your 100?" - BJ

"This one is the best huh" - BJ, all the time, and about every move he likes

"Never stop learning... always pursue knowledge" - BJ

"Move and train somewhere for a year or a year and a half... then go somewhere else. Thats how you be the best" - BJ

"You always have to sacrifice something to win; sacrifice your face" - BJ

"No more speeches" - BJ

"Say what you mean and mean what you say" - BJ

"In you're not first... you're last (you suck" - BJ

"You can tell the strength of a man by the size of his appetite" - BJ

"Pure luck it was" - BJ, as he takes Wiman's back
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I always laugh every time I read an Andy Wang quote. Good stuff.
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Great quotes, thanks for the thread.
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Joe is the man.
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If your not the first..your last..you suck!

That was great.

Poor Wang.
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Pride rules bitch!" - Marlon right before he soccer kicked Noah in the head


BJ: "Set Hooks!"
[Joe knees Cole hard in the thigh]
BJ: Forget the hooks! Keep doing that!



those are some of my favorites
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I like how he used quotes from BJ while he was in the fight(s). Proves that Joe actually listens to his coach, unlike some of those other guys. Good stuff, I hope Joe becomes a contender in the future.
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"Fortune favors the bold" - BJ

BJ stole this quote from Greek Poet Virgil. I know this, because it was on that movie "Alexander"
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