Thread: Ten things I learned from the Ultimate Fighter

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Ten Things I’ve Learned About Life From Watching The Ultimate Fighter « The Fighting Life

1. If you’re trying to lose weight and you’re nowhere near your goal, an ice cream cake will suddenly, magically appear with no explanation. And it won’t hurt if you just have one piece…

2. Fighting outside the confines of sport is unacceptable. Pretty much everything else — including all forms of senseless property damage — is perfectly fine. Apparently no one even drops by to ask you to please tone it down a little.

3. When you’ve done something indefensible, for no good reason, and people ask you why you did it, the best possible response is: “Because I do sh-t like that.” It’s a conversation-stopper.

4. Reading is highly overrated. Unless it’s The Bible.

5. Alcohol is free and plentiful.

6. If you’ve got a big event in your life coming up and a storm rolls in the night before, get out there quick and harness its power. That’s a no-brainer, really. I mean, it’s a storm. It’s powerful!

7. You know commercials, those advertisements between segments of a show? Well, you can also do them within the show, by having people talk about a sponsor’s products. It’s genius, and no one will ever realize you’re doing it. Also, there’s no better place to hang than the Hard Rock.

8. When someone dies in your family, it’s best to find out about it on speaker phone. With Matt Hughes in the room. It’s just better for everyone this way.

9. After you’ve done something you shouldn’t have, go ahead and lie about it even when there was a camera crew following you throughout the whole thing. Who’s gonna know?

10. Nothing motivates people like profanity. Lots of it.