Rampage Quote Thread

[Kentified]

So it's only 40 minutes into the first episode and Rampage already has me cracking up with his comments. Post your favorites in here.

"Did you smell the funk on that guy? That's why he won, it was the funk then the punch. That's what knocked him out."

"Get your face outta his nuts"

"Some of those guys crapped their pants after Dana said that, I smelt it."

[Toshinden]

lol, you stole all the ones that I memorized. I do remember him saying something after the "funk" line along the lines of "you can have 'em... I don't care how hard he punch".


Also, though it wasn't a great Rampage quote alone, it was still pretty funny hearing the comments after the highlights of the Bradley/[someone's name I forgot] fight:

Dana: It's like watchin' ****in' turtles...
Rampage: Could be your next Ultimate Fighter.

Dunno if that's exactly how it was said, but I guess it was just funny the way he said it.

[daval]

'loser gets a haircut'

[MTKrav911]

On INSIDE THE MMA Two weeks ago:

(Forrest): "Fighting to me is like cutting someone off in traffic. I dont care if I cut of Jesus, one way or the other, I'm cuttin someone to get to where I need to get"

(Rampage): "See what I'm fighting? Dude saying he's gonna drive with Jesus or somethin, I dont know about Forrest. Dude scares me, driving, aint no Jesus in the OCtagon drivin a car you know?"

[giguer]

I'm in my parents of for a little bit and was able to watch it. Real nice, nice fight, nice quotes from both lol.

[Rush]

I think my favorite was...

"Don't let him knee you in the butt!"

Something like that.

[Toshinden]

I know this isn't Rampage's quote, but since a thread about Forrest's quotes wouldn't really be worth it, I thought I'd mention these here (in regards to what kind of fighters he would be looking for for his team):

"I'm looking for guys who that are uglier than I am... Any of the pretty guys, put 'em on Quinton's team"

and "Buncha... naked dudes. Fantastic."

[The-Iceman-Chuck-Liddell]

Originally Posted by Toshinden

I know this isn't Rampage's quote, but since a thread about Forrest's quotes wouldn't really be worth it, I thought I'd mention these here (in regards to what kind of fighters he would be looking for for his team):

"I'm looking for guys who that are uglier than I am... Any of the pretty guys, put 'em on Quinton's team"

and "Buncha... naked dudes. Fantastic."

HAHA ya Rampage and Forrest both are quote-worthy people.

[Toshinden]

Not a whole lot of quotables on episode 2...

Forrest: My evaluation? This guy needs a haircut.

and...

Forrest: To be honest, I wouldn't listen to you either
Rampage: You gonna be gettin' your ass kicked
(in reference to the time when Rampage actually got up to try and coach the guy who was losing and Rampage coming back to his chair saying he was gonna take notes that the guy doesn't listen).

[washedbutch]

i dont remember the exact words but when he was watching mississippi he said
"the kids got no technique but a lot of heart. you teach a kid like that a couple things and you have yourself the perfect soldier"

[giguer]

Rampage : damn, he don't listen to me

Forrest : Tell him to do something

lolll

Or Slim shady can't wrestle

[The-Iceman-Chuck-Liddell]

I was amazed by his eminemness

[Eindar]

Forrest, on why his team is named Team Forrest:

"I don't know, I guess it sounds better than Team Griffin. I wanted to be team, 'Win me a new car', but it wouldn't fit on the back of the jerseys, apparently."

[Kentified]

Rampage on Paul training alone.

His cooties gonna make his hands better.

[Toshinden]

Rampage: "I can be friends with anyone... guy, girl, dog, fish"

Forrest: "There will be absolutely no clapping" (at the end of the first training session)

Jesse: "I puked a little, but hopefully the guys won't show that" (2 seconds later we see him hurling into a bucket)

Forrest (before the fight on episode 3): "Take everything, it's yours... this way... Jess... JESS" (in response to Jesse walking the wrong way en route to the Octagon)



And here's what I imagine was said behind the scenes among the editors:
"Damn, the dude ended the fight early... that means we gotta add about 3 minutes of filler to the episode".
"Just throw in the extended scene of Jesse not being able to shut the dishwasher properly".
"Are you retarded? That's the stupidest idea since Shoney's water bottle raft in season 4!"
"Alright fine, you come up with something better..."
"... ... ... ****, just throw in the whole dishwasher scene".

[Rumbin]

"Are you related to Shawn Michaels" had me in tears.

[giguer]

Originally Posted by Rumbin

"Are you related to Shawn Michaels" had me in tears.

yeah pretty nice lol

[giguer]

Or the face of Rampage when Matthew Riddle say that is still live at is mom house lol.

Or Rampage when is on the floor and told everyone how tu push the guy with is leg.

If exactly when you are in jail and a dude want to touch your but ( or something like that )

[theEmpiric]

ROFL i loved the dishwasher scene...hhahah right after the "Meat Head" comment.

my fav comment was Rampage about Dolce "...even though hes just a bit taller than a hobit"

[Toshinden]

"Everything's easy for them - I bet their gloves fit them. They're brown nosers!"

"I suck at jiu-jitsu."

"We're winnin' this round, we're winnin' this round, we're winnin' this roooound!" (It just sounded funny when he said it )